Thursday, September 24, 2009

Boss, Da Plane! Da Tee Shirts Are In!

I'm not good with saturation, hue and every other thing you need to know about editing a picture. Suffice it to say the Tee looks like the header on my blog. Minus my neck. Neck inclusion is an extra $100.

Any marks you see on the shirt are from my camera, not the shirt or my aforementioned retardation. I don't think aforementioned is even a word from this century, if indeed it's a word at all. I have no time to look this up as I am OBSESSED and FOCUSED on that little indent on my left arm. Actually it's a large indent and from my chair it looks like the Mississippi River coursing through my fat deposits which any FOOL can see. I'm also not good at cropping photos.
The shirts are coal black with Hollywood in White and the rest in Yellow and Orangey-Red. They are Gildan's Ultra 100% Cotton. And they stretch, which is why I bought them. Machine wash warm in like colors, inside out, and tumble dry warm, which I think is Spanish for there could be shrinkage if you machine dry hot.

I have them in S, M (which I'm wearing in this picture) L, XL, XXL and XXXL. I'm going to the Post Office sometime this week to weigh them so I can give you guys a great deal and eat the postage myself. And by Eating The Postage I mean Eating The Cupcakes. Which reminds me, I have to go to Sprinkles and buy some. I blame you all for this.

End of chat.

22 comments:

  1. Cool shirt and shut up about your arm everybody knows camera adds 10lbs and the lighting always makes arms look off.

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  2. -->I love the shirts!

    Also, how can you complain about your arms and then say, oh yeah, I'm modeling a size Small?

    ~deb
    www.WebSavyMom.com

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  3. -->Okay, I can't read, a medium but still a good point...

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  4. awesome can't wait to place an order :-)

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  5. Good shirtage.

    I'd buy one if I wasn't a nudist.

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  6. Love the shirt! And your arm looks okay to me.

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  7. THOSE ARE HOT!

    And the arms? big damn deal.


    oh, and did you hear about Michael Jackson?

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  8. So can you go to India and have a bicep reduction? If you can do they give 2 for 1's? I looked at a picture of myself the other day and I have dimples in my thunder thighs. DIMPLES! I used to have them on my face now they have slid off my ass and onto my thighs.

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  9. Oh and PS...I want one. I'll email you.

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  10. they look great! What indent???

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  11. Love it!! You need to have a giveaway so us poor folk can have a chance of owning one. ;p

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  12. I'm going to get one--just as soon as I can order one size smaller than I would need now. More incentive for me!

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  13. Now that you pointed out the indent, I don't want the shirt.

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  14. Yippee!!!!! I want a large.

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  15. Ummm... medium, baby. Hook up the paypal!

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  16. The shirts came out great!

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  17. Look at you fancy pants with her own t-shirts! They look awesome! Did you happen to make bodysuites? hee hee

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  18. I love it. Are you planning another Xmas contest?

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  19. Put aside an XL for me. And that indent is what we call "cut". It's the definition of your bicep muscles. That's what I tell myself anyway.

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  20. Wait! What did she mean? Did something happen to Michael Jackson?!

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  21. Suzy, I don't see anything wrong with your arm, but if you insist, you can always use Adobe Photoshop, or Photoshop Elements to easily fix it. On any of the two programs above, once your pic is loaded click on Filter, and on the drop down list click Distort, and on the next list click Liquify. On the pop-up window with your pic, on the upper right hand corner press the icon of a hand pressing a finger down, then lower the Brush pressure on the right to 20 or 25, then use the circle over the area you want to smooth out by pushing it from the inside of your arm to the edge of it. No more canal!

    Your shirts should start selling like hotcakes!

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  22. Medium?

    Dang. I didn't think they made those anymore.

    That shirt is AWESOME!

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