Saturday, September 12, 2009

Annoying Men

Santa Monica is a beach town. Fine.

But when we went to see the HILARIOUS (500) Days of Summer, this man felt it was appropriate to stick his bare foot up on another person's future arm rest.

Gross.

At one point he had them both up. I started snapping away, thinking he would at least look over and see what the big white flash was all about but NO, he was all about his foot comfort.

Say it with me: BRAID YOUR LEG HAIR.

21 comments:

  1. Maybe he thought you were a talent scout searching for foot models...

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  2. Trench Foot? In present day Santa Monica?
    YUK!

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  3. I would have been twitching with distraction the entire movie.

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  4. Yes, gross! I am picturing you snapping away and I can't stop laughing.

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  5. I saw on TV a portable seat cover made for plane seats, this would be perfect for a movie seat. Last time I went to the movies I sat on a plastic bag it was so disgusting and it wasn't even a porno theater.

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  6. I can't really see the toenails, but what's that knob on the big toe - a bunion???? I don't know toe anatomy.

    I'll say right here and now, I apologize to the folks sitting near me when I saw the same movie in a different town. I wasn't blowing my nose because I was crying. I have a cold. So sorry to disturb you.

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  7. I lived in Florida for a while and used to commonly see things like that..a person walking barefoot into a 7/11 or a bar/restaurant..still don't get it.

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  8. What's wrong with me? I don't think he's that bad. Clearly, I've been done under too long.

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  9. Um, down under. Blame it on the wine.

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  10. Jeez, how did you do in India??? :)))

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  11. Seriously who does that! Gross dude and I second that get a pedi!

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  12. I can honestly say that I've never seen that in Florida. We do get a lot of tourists, though, and I don't actually go to the movies all that much... Clearly, I need to get out more.

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  13. that wasn't exactly where I thought you were going with the "Guess where he put his foot..."

    and frankly, I'm relieved.

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  14. This reminds me of my days as a flight attendant. My personal favorite was when men would clean out their ears with the hot towels. There's nothing more foul than used hot towels in my opinion. I'd do everything possible to not be the flight attendant who picked them up.

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  15. I hope those bare feet had not been on the floor because that would be doubly gross.

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  16. What a jack hole! Now I'm going to be skeeved out when I go to the movies!

    I remember the good old days when all we had to worry about was dry semen in our seats.

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  17. -->That is why I don't go to movies anymore. I got tired of people taking MY picture. Plus, we have better beverages at my house.

    http://www.websavymom.com

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  18. People need to keep their feet to themselves.

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  19. Marc Webb, the film's director is an old friend of mine.

    In fact, we played opposite each other in our High School production of "Bye Bye Birdie"

    Awwwww.

    That foot shit is NASTY.

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