Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Rich Again?

I spent a few hours thinking about what I would do with my extra $65.00 a month stimulus check from the government. It's so exciting!!! I will not put it in the stock market although I'm sorely tempted because I haven't cried enough in this past year. I think the best place for it is under my mattress, unless AIG or GM come to my house and then I will have to stash it in the toilet tank.

But then I realized something. I don't have a job so I won't get all of that $65. So it appears the toilet is the best place to keep it after all.

End of chat.


  1. I feel you suzy, I would laugh but it is not funny. But, you did make a funny post that I did laugh at.

  2. I'm woefully uninformed about all this. And to think I started out my blogging with a political blog.

    All I can say is it's going to take a lot more than $65 a month to stimulate me.

  3. I think the toilet is where most of it will end up for just about everyone too.

  4. I think I will spend mine on more Xanax refills and wine.

  5. If I get anything I'm buying a shit-ton of booze. Might as well be drunk while we're getting fucked in the ass by those taxes.

  6. meh, I'll go buy the booze stimulus or no.

  7. Sigh. The government is giving us back our own money a penny at a time, and we're supposed to be excited about it? Bankrupting our children so we'll sit down, shut up, and let them steal away our freedom so they can feel smug, safe, and secure? Nope, not buyin' it...or anything else I don't strictly need to maintain life, liberty, and property for the next little while.

    Not that I feel strongly about this smoke-and-mirrors they're trying to pass off as financial magic.

    Or maybe I'm just having a bad night.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K (who keeps trying to tell the politicians that her vote is not for sale, and neither are her principles - she's fairly certain they'll be along to collect her soon)

  8. Found you via Vodka Mom.
    I think I'll spend mine on Smarties.