Wednesday, December 31, 2008

My New Year's Wish

I wish you all a hangover.

That's the least you can do for me since I stopped drinking.

End of 2008


  1. How can I start my New Year's Resolution of daily exercise if I'm hung over?!

  2. How about a bad hangover, with even worse REGRETS!

  3. Well isn't that just grand?!?

    In return, I'm wishing you a venereal disease!

    Happy New Years! :-)

  4. Aww dang - I don't drink! Umm...I could eat fifty pounds of sugar, though, and perhaps initiate diabetes induced renal failure...would that suffice? Or eat a few sticks of butter wrapped in bacon and steak...that oughta stop those pesky arteries right up!

    Or I could just say...

    Happy New Year to you, too, sugar - you make life more fun despite your best efforts.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K (who isn't drinking anything stiffer than a small glass of orange juice tonight. Whee.)

  5. Why the fuck would you do something like stop drinking???? And how many years ago did this happen and why did I miss it?

    Happy New Year to you, Suzy. Here's to a new year full of HEALTH and happiness.

  6. I'm wishing everyone the same ;)

  7. Happy New Year, Suzy! Did I already say that? I dunno but I'm halfway to a hangover! Woohoo!

  8. Oh sh!t, that was you? I had the worst hangover today, and I thought it was because I drank too much. If I'd read you earlier I would have known all along it was from your stupid wish.

    Thanks loads.