I wish you all a hangover.
That's the least you can do for me since I stopped drinking.
End of 2008
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
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How can I start my New Year's Resolution of daily exercise if I'm hung over?!
ReplyDeleteHow about a bad hangover, with even worse REGRETS!
ReplyDeleteWell isn't that just grand?!?
ReplyDeleteIn return, I'm wishing you a venereal disease!
Happy New Years! :-)
Aww dang - I don't drink! Umm...I could eat fifty pounds of sugar, though, and perhaps initiate diabetes induced renal failure...would that suffice? Or eat a few sticks of butter wrapped in bacon and steak...that oughta stop those pesky arteries right up!
ReplyDeleteOr I could just say...
Happy New Year to you, too, sugar - you make life more fun despite your best efforts.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K (who isn't drinking anything stiffer than a small glass of orange juice tonight. Whee.)
Why the fuck would you do something like stop drinking???? And how many years ago did this happen and why did I miss it?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you, Suzy. Here's to a new year full of HEALTH and happiness.
I'm wishing everyone the same ;)
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, Suzy! Did I already say that? I dunno but I'm halfway to a hangover! Woohoo!
ReplyDeleteOh sh!t, that was you? I had the worst hangover today, and I thought it was because I drank too much. If I'd read you earlier I would have known all along it was from your stupid wish.
ReplyDeleteThanks loads.