Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Ohio India Hillary

I'm doing two shows in Ohio this weekend.

Friday night I'll be at Romer's Catering Entertainment Complex in Greenville, Ohio. Dinner is at 6:30. Show is at 8:00 PM - $27 per person, which is totally worth it since I'M GOING TO BE THERE.

Saturday I'll be at Romer's Catering on the Westbank, Celina, Ohio. Same times and prices. There will be 200+ people so if you do make it to either show, come and find me and I'll buy you and a friend a drink. Unless you prefer sex.

LOOK AT THIS!

Dear Suzy

We are all fine - thanks for your concern.

I was at mumbai airport on 26th night travelling to Indonesia as Faculty at the combined meetings of the APOA Hip section, ASEAN arthroplasty association and Indonesian orthopaedic association, when the terrorists struck at the Taj and Oberoi.

I carried on with my trip and returned early this morning.

Regards
Ameet


My ankle surgeon doesn't even return my calls and we are not, after a YEAR, on a first name basis. Ameet asked me to call him by his first name when I got to Bombay and I only spent 2 and a half weeks there.

AND LOOK AT THIS!

Dear Suzy,We all are fine at Jaslok Hospital.The attack was only at the 3 places ie Taj Hotal, Oberai and Nariman House.Dr Pispati is also fine..With warm regards,

I WROTE THE HOSPITAL AND THEY WROTE ME BACK. It's kind of like the U.S., only not.

I always bring back some exotic things from any foreign country I visit, usually art, since I collect it. This is a hand-made wood carved elephant painted in 22 carat gold. It depicts the mahout taking a couple for a ride. Every mahout owns his elephant. I own the dust on it.
I have a huge turquoise and silver jewelry collection and couldn't pass this up. It has 31 grams of silver and I have no idea whether that's good or bad. Dry hands, much?
This is a statue of Shiva that sits on one of my night tables stealing my Xanax.
And finally, Hillary.

Although I'm thrilled about it, I guess those of you who believed in The Manorexic's change platform are not. And to all the Hillary Haters? No one has cared what you think for a very loooooong time.

In other news, welcome to the recession, the one started back in December of 2007. I guess they thought it was finally time to tell the children we're moving to a smaller house.

Market News Stocks fall sharply on consumer spending worries

NEW YORK (AP) - Confirmation that the nation is in a recession and signs pointing to a prolonged downturn sent Wall Street plunging once again Monday, hurtling the Dow Jones industrials down more than 600 points.

Fuck.

End of chat.

9 comments:

  1. Suzy, I wanna be there. You have any YouTube stuff to direct me to? I want to see you in action :)

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  2. Ohmigod, the last chocolate babka woman?! I totally loved that episode..and I hated you for that :))) Y'know, I was feelin' Elaine's pain and stuff....

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  3. I'm still confident that there will be change--just in a sensible way.

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  4. I'm jealous of the people in Ohio. I'd LOVE to see one or ten of your shows.

    So glad your dr. is okay.

    And finally, fuck indeed.

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  5. I'm glad your doctor is okay.
    I wish I was closer to Ohio.
    I love the ring!

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  6. don't you just LOVE all the 'change'? Which theoretically means: 'yeah, what they did/said' I love the news with Hillary. LOVE it.

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  7. Yeah, the market dropped because all those brokers and traders and money managers had no fucking clue that we were in a recession until the news broke. Sure.

    And it's politics - the winner just had a better slogan and a better machine than the loser. Aside from that, I predict that it will be business as usual for the most part in D.C. It always is.

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  8. Anonymous1:20 PM

    Hmmmm. I think Hillary as Secretary of State, is probably the brightest since Henry Kissinger (and I'm NOT a Republican). They used to say at Harvard that HK attended faculty cocktail parties, "nursed" a club soda w/lemon so it would look like a cocktail and then encouraged everyone else to drink so he could trip them up and really know what they were thinking....Hillary has shown an ability to get along with EVERYBODY. We really need that. I think she might as well send some attractive pant suits to the Tel Aviv Hilton and the Tehran Hilton as she's going to be spending a lot of time there. If I were younger, I'd volunteer to assist her.
    Aloha,
    MJ
    P.S. Yes, she is older than me, but apparently a lot stronger and healthier.

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