Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Why Douche Is Not An Insult To Me

I’m half French and speak it and in French douche means ‘shower.’ So whenever I hear someone call another person a ‘douche.” I always think, Yeah, that’s brutal, dude. You shower.”

So I have to say douche bag. Which I quite enjoy.

And yes, the French bathe regularly and shave their armpits. I've been insulted by this lame prevarication since MIDDLE SCHOOL. It's what people do, bring others down to make themselves feel better.

Man, I have no idea how Polacks got through life. Now if you don't mind I'm going to watch a special on Yanni and the Baby Jesus. Because I'm out of Xanax.

End of chat.


  1. Yes, we Polaks get such a bad rap! I always just say we are one of the most loyal and hardest working nationalities there are. So what if we're a little "slow" sometimes!

  2. Hee hee hee! My hubs is a water down polack maybe that's why he has not BO what-so-ever.

    I hope you survived the Yanni ordeal.

  3. Anonymous10:31 AM

    I'm glad you, Yanni and the Baby Jesus will be together. I will be attending services at Our Lady of the Beach Bar on Christmas morning.
    Aloha and Mele Kalikimaka,
    Martha Jane

  4. Anonymous3:05 PM

    i'm out of xanax too..been out for a while but topamax which i've been taking for migraines really puts me in la la land sometimes...it's kinda cool not to give a shit when everyone else is freaking out around me.

    or maybe i just stopped caring- that could also be it! :) merry christmas chica!

    ps- cancelled my entire foot thing- i went to the local new balance store, spent 40.00 on their arch supports and guess what? foot pain? GONE. End of story, problem solved. those suckers are made of metal or something really hard and covered by some really cushy stuff...feels great.

  5. But what, exactly, is a shower bag?

  6. I would need exta Xanax for Yanni.

  7. My doctor won't give me Xanax. So, I just listen to Yanni to knock me out. I'm french too so douche makes me feel clean instead of dirty. :)

  8. I feel lucky to have a douche in any given day.

  9. My hus is half Polack, quarter Italian and Brittish. He never mentions the last two. Maybe so he has and excuse for his behavior.
    I wanna celebrate Xmas at the Beach Bar with Martha. Not fair!