Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Breaking (Up) Bad 4

Anonymous reader submitted story number 4:

i once went out with a guy (9 months! of hell!) & when i broke up with him, first he trashed my flat (threw the sofa across the room, among other things, then when i locked him out tried to break down the (steel plated) door with a fire extinguisher), and then he stalked me, calling me late at night to tell me he was in the phone box at the bottom of the street. it was probably the most pathetic (and inadvertently amusing) attempt at stalking ever. that lasted about 2 weeks. i knew i should've chucked him 7 months earlier when we had a huge stand up & scream row while running around the local town centre.... bad times!


  1. So what you're saying is my life has been pretty good!


  2. Yikes! I guess we call that "lesson learned" !! :)

  3. A SOFA!!!

    A little part of me would love to see what he looked like ( I imagine a greenish skin cast peeking out from under a button popping shirt...)

  4. oh my hell.

    Pass the peanuts.