S, Thanks for streamlining our access to your Twitterings. What with worrying about the oil spill, the economy and making sure I have all my prescriptions filled (it's King Kamehameha Day, a Hawaiian holiday, and the pharmacies will close early), I am glad I can access your humor in a single spot! Aloha, MJ
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I would take the car, because who knows where the girl has been.
ReplyDeleteHeehee...how do you find this stuff?
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one thinking, "GET YOUR FOOT OF MY CAR!!!"
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Probably.
Who gives you the right to use my image and photoshop me into a blonde instead of a redhead? The nerve!
ReplyDeletehigh maintenance... like every blonde i've ever met! :P lol
ReplyDeleteand no, the car is so NOT me...
I'm wondering just how urgent it was that she had to pull off the road for an emergency toenail clipping session.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for streamlining our access to your Twitterings. What with worrying about the oil spill, the economy and making sure I have all my prescriptions filled (it's King Kamehameha Day, a Hawaiian holiday, and the pharmacies will close early), I am glad I can access your humor in a single spot!
Aloha, MJ