Lindy just had a birthday. No one in our family has ever made a big deal about birthdays.
"Yes, you were born. And now I have to hear about it once a year for the rest of your life? Because you were so unique that you were BORN?"
However, people on Twitter make a big deal about their birthday.
"My birthday is in 3 days!"
"2 days until my birthday!!!!"
"Today's my birthday!! I'm going to get my drink on!!!!"
"We're at (place you've never heard of in a city you'd never move to) and we'fe geting our drunk goin!!!"
"Oh my god I'm sooo drunkingly!!!!!!"
"I canrt spel an uno y? BECAUS IM DRUNK AN ITS NY NIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!"
So for all the freaks who have the importance of their birthday confused with the signing of the Declaration of Independence I have this to say:
The Declaration of Independence was signed, wasn't it? Maybe I'm thinking of the Bill of Rights.
I'm pretty sure I didn't do that well in American History. Except for the part about Pocahontas when they discussed what she was wearing. Where do you think bikers got fringe from?
THAT'S RIGHT, Pocafuckinghontas.
End of chat.