This tableau sits above those drawers and I forgot to take a picture of it because I forgot about them.
This reminds me of the months after my ankle surgery back in 2008. I didn't put on underwear because it wouldn't go over my huge cast. So I went commando for months. Then when I finally did go back to wearing thongs I forgot I had one on and peed through it.
And for those who are curious, I did not find the Titanic in any of my dives.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Trust me; I know.
This one may have crossed the line into TMI territory...
ReplyDeleteSo how long can you hold your breath after all that deep sea diving? Might come in handy if you continue peeing yourself.
ReplyDeleteSome day I want a total list of injuries and boo boos.
ReplyDeleteOr has that already been done?
I think you have a nice jewelry collection going on and could probably make some bucks on ebay or craig's list.
Or... you could set up a booth at a Dr.'s office or hospital and kill two birds with one stone.
You would be making money AND prepared in case of illness or injury.
I am only half kidding as I DO sell at hospitals and Dr. offices.
Really.
I am wearing fresh water pearl and little diamond earrings as I write this (got them years ago at a yard sale for $5 -- I knew nobody would spend that much time putting tiny rhinestones around pearls). So the message here is to re-check the jewelry, you may have some "diamonds in the rough."
ReplyDeleteAloha, MJ
You're kidding about the deep sea diving, right?
ReplyDeleteAll that deep sea diving and holding your breath...made you popular with the boys??
ReplyDeleteI had to re read why you pissed your pants, I'd forgotten too.
ReplyDeleteYou can never go wrong with pearls--they make you look like a lady even if you're peeing in/on your thong.
ReplyDeleteYou peed through your thong. You tell the entire world that you peed through your thong and then you tell my kid that I AM WEIRD?
ReplyDeleteCrazyface.
He loved that by the way. He looked at me all shocked and giggling.
Also, my word verification is 'boned to'
At least you didn't forget to open the lid to the potty now that's a mess!
ReplyDeleteMan...if I had a nickel for every time I peed through a thong..
ReplyDeletePerhaps I've said too much.
Wow, the women commentors really are taken more by the thong than by the pile of pearls. Myself, I am impressed with all of those pearls.
ReplyDeletei hear thongs make great coffee/tea filters... sans the pee, of course :P lol
ReplyDeleteHa! I bet you are really fun to hang out with.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a post about pearls, but really it is a post about peeing your pants.
ReplyDeleteEither way, the theme screams "geriatric!"