Thank God this picture was from The Sears Portrait Gallery, which I believe is an oxymoron. Anyway, cheap cheap cheap.
I had caps put on my teeth after this photo. Leslie's hair is looking for the corral it came out of.
This is Gary Lazer. We wanted to try out a guy in the Divorced role. Didn't work out although he was very funny.
I was turned down for a Sear's card many, many years ago. How bad is your credit to be rejected by Sears and yet accepted by Neiman Marcus? I was laughing about it until my sister told me the Sear's card was the hardest credit card to get.
So many kinds of wrong.
I think I will apply for a Sears card just out of curiosity...
ReplyDeleteAloha,
MJ
P.S. The Sears in Honolulu is amazingly fabulous, except out of some cruel design, they have kitchen items (like ice cream makers) right next to the fat girl department. Damn them!
Wish I could afford to have my teeth capped. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteIt is true Suzy! I used to work for Sears Credit...we wouldn't give cards to anyone! Love the picture! You are too funny...Kori xoxo
ReplyDelete-->What was heavier for Leslie - the phone or the baby?
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What's the difference between a married guy and a divorced guy?
ReplyDeleteI knew there was a damn good reason I never shop at Sears.
ReplyDeleteIs that the baby you are adopting the ceremony????
It looks like the Chinese baby is freaking her out.
ReplyDeleteWasn't that Gary Lazer guy on Comedy Central in something. Is he wearing BOXERS?
ReplyDeleteOH so many kinds...
ReplyDeleteI hope you're still wearing that floral suit, incidentally.
I love these last two posts....
Yes, sad but true. Sears is a very hard card to get. But not THAT hard. What's really hard is getting them off your back when you've gone all past due on them. Yeah, tell me about it!
ReplyDeleteYou look like a Stepford wife! I love it!
ReplyDeleteSears approved us for one of their Sears Mastercards. We would use it sporadically then pay it off and then one day we went to use it and it got rejected. Turns out they *reevaluated* our credit and deemed us no longer worthy.
ReplyDeleteFuck Sears and their sweater vests!
Um, is it wrong to tell you in your comments that I once (once) slept with Gary in Vegas? Hey, six degrees right?
ReplyDeleteI knew I hated Sears just like Walmart! Love the card!
ReplyDeleteDo you always have a drink in your hand?
ReplyDeleteUm, what was Stef thinking of? I guess he must have been funny. I slept with a lot of funny guys, once.
ReplyDeleteWow, I must have/had great credit because I'm the one who cancelled my Sears card.LOL.
Ten Bucks. (See previous comment.)
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