Tuesday, December 29, 2009

I'm A Horrible Person

Because I took this picture while standing in line at the post office and made the guy behind me hold my stuff.

Without asking first, I put my packages on top of his packages. Like he was my assistant. He should be so fortunate. "All humor is based on cruelty."
~Al Capp

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  1. You can tell this is a high-class post office by the little vase of flowers on the counter. And the fact that the guy behind the counter actually appears to be making eye contact with someone.

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  2. That's not why you're a horrible person. You're horrible because you gave me no warning! Ugh.

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  3. I think the guy behind the counter is wondering what your taking a picture of.

    I was at the grocery store the other day and picked up a roast in the meat department. It dripped gross raw roast juice on me. The butcher lady had walked up and I wiped my hands on her apron...without asking. She wasn't pleased...but it was already bloody!

    Happy New Year

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  4. Anonymous12:17 PM

    On the bus the other morning (don't feel sorry for me -- we have great public transportation in Honolulu -- the bus is brand new, clean and air conditioned). An older gal reached under her holiday shirt to adjust something and inadvertently flashed her very elderly boobs -- she wasn't wearing a bra.
    Aloha, MJ

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  5. LOL @ MJ's comment. "Elderly boobs."

    My New Year's resolution is to be a horrible person. Oh, wait. That was last year's.

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  6. if your post below said christmas with a crack it would be the ultimate bada-bump. :)

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  7. He was writing his robbery note.

    "I have a trained ferret in my trousers. Hand over the cash and any baby rabbits you happen to have behind the counter or I will set it free via the quick release mechanism that is my exposed bum crevice."

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  8. I don't see how you could have resisted that photo opp.

    Now did you tip the guy who provided the assist?

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  9. "Yo, this is a crackup. Your stamps or your life."

    I'm just guessing that's what he was writing on the note he was prepping at the counter. Good thing you got his mug shot for the lineup you will be attending later.

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  10. wait, that KIND of looks like your fiance. Was he 1/2 Chinese???

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  11. oh my God I just read Christmas with a Crack.


    HILARIOUS.

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  12. Oh I wish I was that brave!

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  13. You should have got much much closer to the guy's exposure before snapping the pick. Like so close you could do a "What is this a picture of?" contests. LOLOL! The distance from your subject speaks of fear and hesitation. Better luck next time. LOLOL!

    Sorry, I'm cracking myself up.

    SLC

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  14. You do "crack" me up.
    I have this horrible fear that sometime down the road I will be THAT person... oblivious to my pants falling, the stains on my shirt, or the boogers in my nose.

    When that happens? I have begged my loved ones to medicate me and keep me home.
    I would like medication- I know it!

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  15. I'm glad you're a horrible person 'cause you make me laugh and now I feel horrible.... just a little bit, too!

    thanks for being funny :)

    best wishes for the coming year
    Ribbon

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  16. You should of stuck a dollar in there.

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  17. Um, thanks for sharing.

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  18. BWAHAHAHA!!
    I wanted so badly to take a picture of a guy who was having lunch while half his ass was hanging out but his girlfriend kept giving me the stink eye!

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  19. I always take photos in the post office! The craziest people go to mine! Love it!

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  20. You found HIM! Praise Jebus you found my plumber! He was supposed to repair my taped up faucet Thanksgiving and has been missing ever since. He told me he would be here between 8 and 5 he just didn't say which 8 and 5.

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  21. It's supposed to a blue moon for New Year's Eve tomorrow night, but if the clouds obscure the view I'll always have this.

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  22. -->I can only imagine what the guy BEHIND the counter would have thought if he saw the other angle.

    http://www.WebSavvyMom.com

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  23. You're my favorite kind of person. I do this all the time, much to my daughter's dismay.
    scroll down 8 pictures for blue velour wedgie

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  24. thanks for that. I think I'll pass on dinner

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  25. Chandler in LV12:15 PM

    Was this at Wilcox?

    Happy New Year Soro!

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  26. love the look on the postal workers face. He's all, "REALLY?"

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