Humans can be stupid. We're especially stupid when things go wrong. When things go very, very wrong, we're the Nobel Prize winners of Stupid.
If you've ever caught yourself responding like THEM, congratulations, Oslo is on line 2.
US:
I'm really sick.
THEM:You should see a doctor.
US:
I don't have insurance.
THEM:You should get some.
US:
I'm broke.
THEM:You should get a job.
US:
I'm bored.
THEM:
You should do something.
US:
I'm so tired.
THEM:You should sleep.
US:
I'm hungry.
THEM:You should eat.
US:
Do you think I'm stupid?
THEM:
Really, you should eat.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
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Your tweet was right. that was really stupid. And hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI did feel stupid before I read this but now I feel incredibly smart.
ReplyDeleteProbably because I skimmed most of it.
That was funny, and I wish it went on longer.
ReplyDeleteI love stopping over here.
Delightful, as usual. You never disappoint.
ReplyDeleteEven if I do find that I am Oslo-worthy on occasion.
Well thanks goodness I'm a fucking genius.
ReplyDeleteSo ... US is the government? Oh, of course! United States. Sorry. I assure you that the stupidity was only momentary.
ReplyDeleteI feel Oslo-worthy right now.
ReplyDeleteLOL. But perhaps with such questions one should decide on the pregnant pause.
ReplyDeleteAnd who is this 'them' supplying the other side of the conversation? Mom still visiting?
ReplyDeletebwahahahaaaahahaaaaaaaa!
ReplyDeleteGod, we've all said those things...and felt so wise! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteYour funny, you should write a blog.
ReplyDeleteX David
you talking to palin... again? :O lol
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