Tuesday, February 20, 2007
"The dog probably saved their lives" by lying across them during the cold night, said Erik Brom, a member of the Portland Mountain Rescue team. He described the wind in the canyon as "hellacious."
Apparently the dog, Velvet, is more intelligent than the morons who took him to Mount Hood. That's animal abuse. Specifically, dog abuse goes like this:
1. Designer booties on paws
2. Dressing them in pink
3. Belonging to Paris Hilton
4. Climbing Mount Fucking Hood
They never found two of the other three people lost up there. Although it is no Everest and there are not as many deaths as there are at Everest, I think that if you want to die that badly, you should get your wish. Ditto for Nascar, sky diving and driving in the rain in L.A. behind a Chinese woman. Consider yourself warned.
End of chat.