Thursday, June 27, 2013

Win A Copy Of My Book, Celebrity sTalker

Are you one of the people who haven't read my book because you'd rather feed your kids and get pedicures? I'M ON TEAM FEED THE KIDS AND GET PEDICURES! So here's your chance to read it. For Free. I'm giving away a Kindle copy! Because next to Mother Teresa, I'm a giver. (maybe in another lifetime.)

Sidebar: You don't have to own a Kindle to read on a Kindle. You can download Kindle's free app to your computer, tablet, or phone. I'm not being sponsored by Kindle to say this. (I wish I was because I could use the money.) Go to the above link and down on the right sidebar you'll find an option to download the free app.

All you have to do to win my book is leave a comment and I'll pick a winner by July 15. Leave as many comments as you want. Try to leave them in English. No one likes a smart-ass.

My book has 68 Amazon reviews. Only one of them sucks. A woman from Florida. Probably another humor writer. Stupid humor writers. Stupid Florida.

19 comments:

  1. I live in Florida. It is stupid. Thank God I didn't grow up here. I would be a white trash cracker, like the nasty smelling guy with a tiny dick who didn't care for your book.

    Love,
    Janie

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  2. Me, me, me, me. And yes, Florida can be fairly stupid. That's because it's full of holidaying Texans.

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    2. Er....Neal...can't say I agree with ya there. I am a Texan who went to Florida for work once and to get married (also once). I don't think I'd ever choose Florida as a holiday destination. Please note that I didn't disagree on the stupid Texans point - I am pretty much on board with anyone who thinks people who live in tornado alley are stoooopid. P.S. Don't let the getting married in Florida thing fool you either...we got hitched on a cruise ship and busted outta the joint asap.

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  3. one out of 67 ain't bad. if you pick me, i pinky swear i'll leave a glowing review.

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  4. I already bought it, and did an Amazon review. Not from Florida. So don't pick me.

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  5. It's hysterical. I am enjoying it!

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  6. Oo, oo, pick me! Please. I promise, I'm not in FL.

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  7. Luckily my good review from Florida offset the other Florida review.

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  8. I'm going to read it one way or another but I'd rather win it, please!

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  9. We say, "no one likes a smart ass", but don't we all? Really?

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  10. Florida has such a hard time defending itself. I just saw this Corporate States of America map http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/a-map-of-all-the-states-and-their-best-known-brands and had to laugh because Florida is "Hooters". Oh, Florida.

    I'd love to read your book! I even have the Kindle app already installed. :)

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  11. Me, me.....me. Pick me please.
    I love to laugh--with you, not at you. Promise!

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  12. lol Stupid Florida!!

    Popping by real quick before Google Reader goes away forever! Hope you are well and will try and add you to my list on Bloglovin b/c I don't want to lose touch. Feel free to stop by my blog and leave me your Bloglovin, feedly or just your blog link here!
    http://www.howtosurvivelifeinthesuburbs.com/2013/06/over-here-im-over-here.html
    xo

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  13. -->Your books sleeps next to me every night. Not on Tim's pillow but the nightstand. Everyone should buy it even if they don't win. Then they'll know to stop leaving you hugs on this blog.
    ~deb

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  14. I have not only read your book but left a glowing review on Amazon. I gave it 5 stars or 4 hearts or a thumbs up or whatever signifies really, really good over there. If I win, can I have a copy of your other book?

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  15. I followed you on Twitter because of your Parisian mother (whom I hope yo meet someday) and also because of the Marinka video you posted. And, now I find out you've written a book? Score!

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  16. I'm so sorry I missed this! I would have loved to have won a copy of your book!

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