This is Johann, one of our relatives on my Dad's side. I've been telling my sister since she was a zygote that I often get pictures of her and Johann confused when I go through our photo albums:
This is a picture of Lindy when she was 2 and a half. It's because of this photograph that I keep telling her she's adopted because we don't have any little man trolls on either side of our family:
God paid me back for all my emotional abuse by making her look like this when she was 13:
God is a spiteful man. Sorry feminists, but...
...MOST DEFINITELY A MAN.