"I'm glad I have one man who can give me everything I want. My girlfriend has to go out with two men. One is rich and handsome and has a great job and a fancy car, and the other one is straight."
© Single, Married & Divorced
Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris. Written by Leslie Norris.
Illustration by Andre Noel
HaHa. That's a bit pessimistic about men isn't it.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. I love to start my day with a good laugh. Thanks.
ReplyDeletePessimistic? Uhhhh, what do you think jokes are about, happy shit?
ReplyDeleteThere must be some examples of optimistic jokes.. though none come to mind.
ReplyDeleteTake any subject and find what is wrong with it. That's what funny is.
ReplyDeleteFive minutes after Challenger blew up, there were jokes about it: What was the last thing Crista McAuliffe said? "What does this button do?"