I wonder why Sodoku is so popular.I wonder why most people are terrible at math.
I wonder why no one reads anymore.
I wonder why more books are being published than ever before.
I wonder why my parents made me eat lima beans.
I wonder why you never see anyone eat lima beans.
I wonder why Donald Trump thinks his hair looks good.
I wonder how much he pays his wife to agree with him.
I wonder why 82% of the population can’t find Wyoming on a map.
I wonder if that’s why only 493,782 people live there.
I wonder why women are obsessed with shoes.
I wonder why men aren’t.
I wonder why we’re on the planet Earth.
I wonder if anyone from Neptune knows we’re here.
I wonder why all of my ex-boyfriends are idiots.
I wonder if that makes me an idiot for going out with them.
I wonder if Woody Allen knows his therapy didn’t work.
I wonder if any of the therapy I had worked.
I wonder how I’m going to meet kinder women and smarter men.
I wonder how I’m going to meet smarter women and kinder men.
I wonder if Conan O’Brien knows he’s not funny.
I wonder if David Letterman knows he is.
I wonder why Jay Leno is still on the air.
I wonder why we elected the dumber of the two Bushes twice.
I wonder why we elected either of them once.
I wonder why we’re still in Iraq.
I wonder if this is the End of chat.
Makes you wonder. Donald Trumps hair? Wig more like.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why you can't live next door, so we could wonder together.
ReplyDeleteLate comment. I wish I had more time to wonder about all of these things. I have in the past wondered if Conan really thinks a masterbating bear in a diaper or Abe Vigoda making out with Chubaka is really funny. I think its just creepy. Well, a little funny but mostly creepy.
ReplyDeleteYou know how women love guys with a sense of humor? Well, I'm sure Conan is a nice guy and has a lovely wife, but LORD that boy is so unattractive that nothing would make me want to have sex with him. ON ANY PLANET FOR ANY REASON. Having a sense of humor as a pre-requisite only applies to guys who you want to go to bed with.
ReplyDeleteYour last few statements? I wonder the same things ...(PS: I've never had the slightest inclination to do Sodoku.)
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