Sunday, November 20, 2011

25 Things You Didn't Know About Me

1. I've never been to a costume party and if you go to them it's doubtful we'll ever be friends.

2. I have a titanium bar in my back and no it's not stocked with alcohol.

3. My favorite movie is Pillow Talk with Doris Day and Rock Hudson.

4. I left home when I was 17 but would have left earlier if my parents weren't such MEAN ASSHOLES.

5. My best friend is gay and we've been estranged 3 times yet always wander back into each other's lives. It goes without saying that we're both very stubborn.

6. I speak and read French yet got D's in French in high school and my first year of college. As you can imagine this went over very well with my mother, who's French, and my father, who was Hitler.

7. I've been engaged 3 times but was only in love once and not to any of the men I was engaged to.

8. I prefer going to the movies by myself. Although I used to put my Yorkie in my purse and take him along. Mainly because he didn't talk during the movie.

9. I have one sister and have had 4 stepbrothers and 1 stepsister.

10. There are only 2 people who make me laugh. One is my friend Jane in New York and one is my sister.

11. If I can come up with 25 things for this list I'll be amazed.

12. I never had any female friends who didn't work until I met bloggers.

13. I don't like diamonds.

14. All of my dishes are black and white but in different patterns.

15. Number 14 is kind of dumb for a list of 25 things you didn't know about me. I mean seriously, who cares what kind of dishes I have?

16. I believe in reincarnation.

17. I can't believe some bloggers make a '100 Things You Didn't Know About Me' TAB.

18. I love to travel. The more exotic the place, the better.

19. I never wanted my own children but dated 4 men who had kids. And I loved them all. The kids, I mean.

20. I've been performing since I was 14 and performing professionally since I was 15.

21. My favorite activity is getting into bed and reading. This explains why I have no boyfriend.

22. Don't ask me for my opinion because I'll tell you the truth.

23. I'm a member of SAG and AFTRA.

24. I have terrible taste in men. If there's an asshole on the loose, I'll find him.

25. I'm a great cook.

BONUS 26. After bitching and moaning I'm now on Facebook.


  1. OMG you're so funny! :)

    And a fact by me: Before I saw your photo, I had thought you were a male :D I know you think I'm stupid :P

  2. I'm impressed you could come with 25 things, I'm not sure I could.
    And I find it fascinating that your plates don't match.

    And I just "liked" you on Facebook but I "love" you in real life.

  3. You're right -- I didn't know any of that crap about you. As for #10, I bet I could make you laugh.


  4. ...oh and now I love you more. (even though I have been to a costume party. I'm thinking you would love it if you went with me!! HA)
    Oh and PS How do you not love diamonds!

  5. Merde, after reading this list, you are ma petite chou chou!

  6. Get.Out.

    You're on Facebook???????

    ho my god.

    On my way.

    P.S. Loved this, finding out more about you.

  7. Larry David can't make you laugh? For reals??

  8. I wonder if you'd like to make a date with me to go separately to the movies? My wife doesn't usually let me date other women, but I think she'd be okay with this.

  9. I feel closer to you now. And I'm exhausted.

    Coincidence? Doubtful.

  10. Love Pillow talk and hate diamonds too!!! I'm on FB too after bitching and moaning!!!

  11. I figured fancy plastic plates you could throw away after eating.
    And yes, Facebook? I hope that doesn't end up meaning you stop writing here because of all the tweets and short Facebook posts.

  12. #1 explains why we get along.

    I love the idea of a color theme with non-matching patterns.

  13. I'm with you on #1 and #21 oh and also #17 - can I just use yours?

  14. You have several familiar things on the list, we could be new BFF's

  15. #21. Some days I think I should have taken that into consideration because after 25 years my husband still doesn't get it.

  16. Anonymous8:15 PM

    I found your blog on Sellabit Mum's blogroll & am so happy I came here because you are really freakin' funny. I thought I was the only one who loves Pillow Talk. You have a new fan :)