Sorting, packing, uprooting, moving, all that sucky shit. If I could get there to help you, I would do it in a heartbeat. There is NO ONE in the world who can pack more crap in as small a space as I can. Seriously. I once managed to get my brother's whole apartment packed into a refrigerator box. It weighed 2,474 pounds but it fit into the back of his pickup. True story.
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Oy. I'd help if I could. And if I didn't have cancer.
ReplyDeleteUGH. Moving is one way of realizing you have too much stuff. Unless you live with my husband who purges stuff Weekly. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteHomeless condo kit. Needs duct tape. I'm saving up for one of those. I'll need it when my retirement fund runs out.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks, I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, if I'm able to move to CA in the next month, you're moving in with me!
How cool would it be to have a live in comedian!
ReplyDeleteWhat, already?
ReplyDeleteHas the 6 months time gone up already?
Will you be doing any giveaways online (twitter blogger ??)
Well, I wish I were there to help.
We'd have so much fun..and what I"m thinking is THE STORIES that I love so much from you that are going to be triggered as you go through your things.
Have a notebook handy..
I can't wait.
A live in comedian - that does sound like an interesting concept.
ReplyDeleteAnd oh - it looks like no fun at all, so it must be really bad.
ReplyDeletePacking up is the worst part.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where I have been...guess under a rock. But I thought that whole landlord worked itself out!?!
ReplyDeleteAnd since it doesn't look like fun at all . . .
ReplyDeleteDang, I guess you're feeling rather boxed in?
ReplyDeleteBa-dump!
Sorry, Suzy. I know that sucks. I'm sort of homeless myself . . . just got a new roomie. Who is FABULOUS, but I could do without another transition.
I see visions of a Far Side comic strip & grown adults living in forts. Can I come over?
ReplyDeletePainful just looking at those boxes.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Casey
Sorting, packing, uprooting, moving, all that sucky shit. If I could get there to help you, I would do it in a heartbeat. There is NO ONE in the world who can pack more crap in as small a space as I can. Seriously. I once managed to get my brother's whole apartment packed into a refrigerator box. It weighed 2,474 pounds but it fit into the back of his pickup. True story.
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