I've known this month's Teeshirter for a long time. We've even talked on the phone. I love her stories about her husband, the perfectionist. He weighs his hamburgers before he barbecues them. Why? So they all come out the same size and fit nicely into a bun. OCD or GENIUS? He also makes a bed with hospital corners and arranges everything so it looks like their son lives in a hotel. I wasn't sure this was a bad thing so I asked her how she made the bed and she replied, "You know, like a normal person."
If you follow her on twitter or on her own blog, you'll notice a lot of references to the Alcoholic Beverage. She and her friends have never met a cocktail they didn't like. You can get drunk just reading her posts and frankly, who doesn't love a cheap high like that? Every time you find a post where the word "drink" appears you get to do a shot!
So go, read. But first get out the ice trays.