Oh, now, marraige is not that bad. Well, my first marraige was, but not my current one. People just have to find the person who will let them be themself or who, when they are with them they are a better person. And not being married to an son of a b*tch helps! Funny cartoon, though!
So I come home from work the other day and my wife has her bags packed and setting by the front door. I asked her what was up? She said she was going to Las Vegas, because she read that she could make $200 a time having sex. I said, "great, let me pack I'll go along". To which she replied, "why". "Because", I said, "I want to see how you live on $400 a month".
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Oh, now, marraige is not that bad. Well, my first marraige was, but not my current one. People just have to find the person who will let them be themself or who, when they are with them they are a better person. And not being married to an son of a b*tch helps! Funny cartoon, though!
ReplyDeleteSo I come home from work the other day and my wife has her bags packed and setting by the front door.
ReplyDeleteI asked her what was up?
She said she was going to Las Vegas, because she read that she could make $200 a time having sex.
I said, "great, let me pack I'll go along". To which she replied, "why".
"Because", I said, "I want to see how you live on $400 a month".