Friday, March 30, 2007

I Be Smart

L.A. is not full of the smartest people in the world. I was watching Good Day Live, the 7-10 a.m. morning show that every year comes in number 1 in the ratings against all the networks. They flashed the baseball scores on the screen and it said:
Los Angeles Angles 6
Los Angeles Dodgers 1

Unlike Good Day Live, I did something really smart this morning; I put my robe on inside out. Because I thought it was too dirty to wear the other way. Apparently I’ve turned into a guy. The really scary kind.

And no, there are no belt loops that way which really pissed me off. The really, really scary kind. End of chat.


  1. Anonymous1:06 PM

    This is the bravest thing you've ever done.
    Martha Jane

  2. sound like it's time to go shopping for a new robe...

  3. My other robe hangs on the back of the same door as the inside out one. But it has to be dry-cleaned so I never wear it. And it has no belt loops but it is made out of velvety leopard skin and has black fringe all over it.

    When I go to bed at night, I must sleepwalk to Melrose as a hooker.

  4. If your going to morph, in the future, pick the guy with the bigger boobs!!