Friday, March 30, 2007

I Be Smart

L.A. is not full of the smartest people in the world. I was watching Good Day Live, the 7-10 a.m. morning show that every year comes in number 1 in the ratings against all the networks. They flashed the baseball scores on the screen and it said:
Los Angeles Angles 6
Los Angeles Dodgers 1

Unlike Good Day Live, I did something really smart this morning; I put my robe on inside out. Because I thought it was too dirty to wear the other way. Apparently I’ve turned into a guy. The really scary kind.

And no, there are no belt loops that way which really pissed me off. The really, really scary kind. End of chat.
Posted by Suzy at 11:00 AM

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:06 PM

    Suzy,
    This is the bravest thing you've ever done.
    Martha Jane

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  2. Anonymous1:16 PM

    sound like it's time to go shopping for a new robe...

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  3. Suzy1:30 PM

    My other robe hangs on the back of the same door as the inside out one. But it has to be dry-cleaned so I never wear it. And it has no belt loops but it is made out of velvety leopard skin and has black fringe all over it.

    When I go to bed at night, I must sleepwalk to Melrose as a hooker.

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  4. Infantry Dad6:54 PM

    If your going to morph, in the future, pick the guy with the bigger boobs!!

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