tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post8423274673217775009..comments2024-03-22T01:56:45.513-07:00Comments on HOLLYWOOD: Where HOT Comes To Die ®: Men Fake ForeplaySuzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-66167710287245231792007-08-09T19:13:00.000-07:002007-08-09T19:13:00.000-07:00gm, let's just say that the Calvin Klein person tu...gm, let's just say that the Calvin Klein person turned out to be someone who was fucking with my head. Right Dugan? R I G H T?<BR/><BR/>All this over a Selectric II.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-3207632269502831982007-08-09T19:08:00.000-07:002007-08-09T19:08:00.000-07:00My uncle worked for Calvin Klein for years. He rea...My uncle worked for Calvin Klein for years. He really did.Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08903593840515283971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-55236115571563180512007-08-09T19:00:00.000-07:002007-08-09T19:00:00.000-07:00dan is definitely hot but not in a perverted kinda...dan is definitely hot but not in a perverted kinda way. I forgot what else I was going to say.Losing my Mindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05063796581779729059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-42305395887329814502007-08-09T16:11:00.000-07:002007-08-09T16:11:00.000-07:00Hey Dan, thanks for stopping by. For the rest of y...Hey Dan, thanks for stopping by. For the rest of you, Dan has one of the most popular humor blogs on the web.<BR/><BR/>And he's always ranked higher than me!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-71790087806350900932007-08-09T16:04:00.000-07:002007-08-09T16:04:00.000-07:00Good God! Another of our secrets out of the bag!!Good God! Another of our secrets out of the bag!!Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763751210167358084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-92001927160975120572007-08-09T14:07:00.000-07:002007-08-09T14:07:00.000-07:00Are you Marky Markowitz?Are you Marky Markowitz?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-72392558479883857462007-08-09T14:05:00.000-07:002007-08-09T14:05:00.000-07:00I quit working for Calvin Klein to become a comicI quit working for Calvin Klein to become a comicAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-29552127229363702242007-08-09T14:01:00.000-07:002007-08-09T14:01:00.000-07:00If that's a sig punch line I'm doomed, I don't eve...If that's a sig punch line I'm doomed, I don't even remember my own. <BR/><BR/>Another clue pweeze.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-25550610347121108142007-08-09T13:59:00.000-07:002007-08-09T13:59:00.000-07:00I AM a comic. Guess who. I'll give you a hint:CO...I AM a comic. Guess who. I'll give you a hint:<BR/><BR/>CON-TIN-EN-TAL CON-TIN-EN-TALAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-22794996244500630292007-08-09T13:53:00.000-07:002007-08-09T13:53:00.000-07:00"where he says F*ck 63 times in a four minute set...."where he says F*ck 63 times in a four minute set."<BR/><BR/>I'm impressed that you took the time out to count. Your obsession makes you a good candidate for being a standup comic yourself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-30245960755078978292007-08-09T13:48:00.000-07:002007-08-09T13:48:00.000-07:00Let's hope it's het Woordenboek der Nederlansche T...Let's hope it's het Woordenboek der Nederlansche Taal dictionary with which he hits Mencia. If there is any doubt as to his creative limitations, try to find a copy of the 1992 Comic Relief (I think it was '92) where he says F*ck 63 times in a four minute set. That's not including firing off both middle fingers like a gunfighter 20 times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-3297741088703818942007-08-09T13:38:00.000-07:002007-08-09T13:38:00.000-07:00If you look up anything in the dictionary there's ...If you look up anything in the dictionary there's a picture of a hack joke premise next to it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-27244883342890714182007-08-09T13:31:00.000-07:002007-08-09T13:31:00.000-07:00MJ, Joe stole the dictionary but it was to beat Me...MJ, Joe stole the dictionary but it was to beat Mencia to a pulp.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-71127763497846013562007-08-09T13:19:00.000-07:002007-08-09T13:19:00.000-07:00Mike,I heard that Joe Rogan stole the dictionary f...Mike,<BR/>I heard that Joe Rogan stole the dictionary from Carlos Mencia...but it could just be a vicious rumor...<BR/>Aloha,<BR/>Martha JaneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-13915598845804525302007-08-09T12:59:00.000-07:002007-08-09T12:59:00.000-07:00Martha Jane, any guesses where my dictionary might...Martha Jane, any guesses where my dictionary might be?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-84534157918438903902007-08-09T12:32:00.000-07:002007-08-09T12:32:00.000-07:00"I miss the comeraderie"I'm guessing you're missin..."I miss the comeraderie"<BR/><BR/>I'm guessing you're missing a dictionary too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-71401530321597938042007-08-09T12:22:00.000-07:002007-08-09T12:22:00.000-07:00Hilarious, Martha Jane. Oh my god I miss the come...Hilarious, Martha Jane. Oh my god I miss the comeraderie and creative sparks when comics collide.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-83352972657369329742007-08-09T12:15:00.000-07:002007-08-09T12:15:00.000-07:00MJ, out of the park on that one...MJ, out of the park on that one...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-41726302560326709322007-08-09T11:39:00.000-07:002007-08-09T11:39:00.000-07:00I have heard (from a VERY reliable source) that Ca...I have heard (from a VERY reliable source) that Carlos Mencia stole the IBM Selectric II...<BR/>Aloha,<BR/>Martha JaneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-57027574956465845892007-08-09T09:36:00.000-07:002007-08-09T09:36:00.000-07:00Good news about the effluent java. Comics live fo...Good news about the effluent java. Comics live for that. And although I would like to take credit, it was actually Carlos Mencia who wrote those lines, Suzy. I haven't written anything since I misplaced my IBM Selectric II somewhere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-18323292699515659132007-08-09T07:12:00.000-07:002007-08-09T07:12:00.000-07:00I just spit out some of my coffee laughing too har...I just spit out some of my coffee laughing too hard!Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08903593840515283971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-21897300182181386002007-08-09T06:10:00.000-07:002007-08-09T06:10:00.000-07:00This, ‘The Diarrhea of Anne Frank’ is GOLD.This, ‘The Diarrhea of Anne Frank’ is GOLD.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com