tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post4992494539137057017..comments2024-03-22T01:56:45.513-07:00Comments on HOLLYWOOD: Where HOT Comes To Die ®: Explain The Dead Thing To Me AgainSuzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-75436463545300089172021-11-07T05:53:15.145-08:002021-11-07T05:53:15.145-08:00โอนปุ๊บ เข้าปั๊บ ปรับเครดิตทันที เว็บตรงไม่ผ่านเอเ...โอนปุ๊บ เข้าปั๊บ ปรับเครดิตทันที <a href="https://fightbet98.com/" rel="nofollow">เว็บตรงไม่ผ่านเอเย่นต์ </a><br>ไม่ต้องแจ้งแอดมิน หรือส่งสลิปให้เสียเวลา<a href="https://fightbet98.com/" rel="nofollow">สล็อตแตกง่าย</a><br>ครบจบในที่เดียวดำhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04786705878718162036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-51220351176636365802008-01-14T15:54:00.000-08:002008-01-14T15:54:00.000-08:00gm, you remind me of my 5th birthday. My great-gr...gm, you remind me of my 5th birthday. My great-grandpa died and mom and dad told us flat out he was dead and he wasn't coming back. (We lived in the boondocks, too.) <BR/><BR/>The only problem was that my grandpa had a brother, that lived in the same town as us, that looked just liked him. So for the longest time I thought dead meant that the person has decided they hate their family and were just cutting off all ties. And if you ran up to them in a store and yell "Grandpa!" they would just look at you funny and walk away. <BR/><BR/>And that explains so much as to why I am so screwed up.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03058188034263455640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-48047640884380645822008-01-14T14:30:00.000-08:002008-01-14T14:30:00.000-08:00mj, choked and croaked, love it.madmad, things you...mj, choked and croaked, love it.<BR/><BR/>madmad, things you write often don't translate to standup, too wordy!<BR/><BR/>Abeyta, thanks. <BR/><BR/>erika, many people live past their expiration date, if you get my drift.<BR/><BR/>Jess, I guess some people can't move on? <BR/><BR/>shieldmaiden, ok, that's the worst one I've heard next to the bumper sticker one.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-83979166248682277202008-01-14T13:53:00.000-08:002008-01-14T13:53:00.000-08:00I once had a person tell me that someone 'went hom...I once had a person tell me that someone 'went home' when I inquired about them. It took me a while to figure out why they looked at me strangely when I said, "Great, I really need to give her a call. I still have that number."Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-45468984950438245412008-01-14T13:33:00.000-08:002008-01-14T13:33:00.000-08:00This had me laughing out loud at my desk. I don't ...This had me laughing out loud at my desk. I don't like when people say that someone 'passed.' A test? Gas? A slow car on the freeway?<BR/><BR/>"First birthday in heaven"...Oh my god, that's ... what is that?Jess Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-39802900784789744382008-01-14T12:12:00.000-08:002008-01-14T12:12:00.000-08:00gm beat me to it, but my favorite is also, he/she ...gm beat me to it, but my favorite is also, he/she expired. really? Like spoiled milk.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13248500195618059674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-8769762361839194442008-01-14T11:54:00.000-08:002008-01-14T11:54:00.000-08:00This is hilarious!--AbeytaThis is hilarious!<BR/><BR/>--AbeytaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-20372455006393599102008-01-14T11:13:00.000-08:002008-01-14T11:13:00.000-08:00LOL! You could perform this - it's perfect!LOL! You could perform this - it's perfect!MadMadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11550335108031470562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-64669642976364696092008-01-14T10:48:00.000-08:002008-01-14T10:48:00.000-08:00My great-grandmother lived to be 103. She was dri...My great-grandmother lived to be 103. She was drinking her afternoon tea and apparently it "went down the wrong pipe," causing her death. When we were kids we said "She choked and croaked." The adults thought we were blasphemous. Meanwhile, I am saving my most gorgeous spike heels and if I'm either buried or cremated, those fabulous shoes will be on my feet. Wherever you're going, you need to look good...<BR/>Aloha,<BR/>Martha JaneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-84843937206054474102008-01-14T10:36:00.000-08:002008-01-14T10:36:00.000-08:00D2, they probably only show reruns of Heaven Can W...D2, they probably only show reruns of Heaven Can Wait.<BR/><BR/>merecat, never heard that one before.<BR/><BR/>gm, I'll have to look what's stamped on my ass. Probably a hand print.<BR/><BR/>jami, let's celebrate our trillionth birthday together, okay?<BR/><BR/>anne, that's the only thing that should happen at a funeral. <BR/><BR/>conundrum, like Harold just wandered away!<BR/><BR/>diesel, I've never seen that bumper sticker. Why can't people just carry a vial of the deceased's blood around their neck, like normal people?Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-32115312802257637032008-01-14T10:21:00.000-08:002008-01-14T10:21:00.000-08:00Have you seen the stickers on the back of cars, "I...Have you seen the stickers on the back of cars, "In loving memory of..."? That's weird. And they're always crappy cars. I'd at least like a Porsche memorial.robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-19349382838199453112008-01-14T08:20:00.000-08:002008-01-14T08:20:00.000-08:00I'm quite fond of the euphemism "Harold is no long...I'm quite fond of the euphemism "Harold is no longer with us". <BR/><BR/>Not sure if he was fired or died...I guess it really doesn't matter at that point.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-68137425388597194762008-01-14T08:17:00.000-08:002008-01-14T08:17:00.000-08:00I guess I am lucky to have the family i have ... w...I guess I am lucky to have the family i have ... we drink and tell jokes at funerals. Of course, we drink and tell jokes at weddings too. Your right about everything. Very funny.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08957439866764235491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-61511055228994038782008-01-14T08:03:00.000-08:002008-01-14T08:03:00.000-08:00Because we live out in the boondocks, we encounter...Because we live out in the boondocks, we encounter a fair number of critters on the road who have "gone to sleep" ... a real flat and messy sleep, and they're usually aided into slumber with the help of a fast-moving Peterbilt late at night. Which is to say that my kids know what DEAD is. 75% of their grandparents are dead, several dogs/birds/fish we've owned are now dead and yet the kids seem to still be relatively healthy emotionally and mentally despite having that knowledge.<BR/><BR/>Finally, I'm with ya on that living forever thing because if only the good die young, I've got a REALLY long time left to go.Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17962802919604963474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-8637062704086505812008-01-14T07:29:00.000-08:002008-01-14T07:29:00.000-08:00Well, once again I have managed to cover myself wi...Well, once again I have managed to cover myself with coffee laughing too hard.<BR/>At the hospital we use the term "Expired" when someone has died. As if we all have expiration dates stamped on our asses or somewhere.<BR/>My grandma died when E was 4 years old and I told her the truth. We were at the funeral and some of my family overheard me talking with E and they pulled me aside and told me not to say "dead" in front of E's cousin,also 4.Apparently they told her that grandma had just gone on a long vacation! That's just mean and crazy.<BR/>I will be cremated and the 3 or 4 people who like me in this world, will hopefully get together and get drunk and talk about what a fabulous person I was.Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08903593840515283971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-3822651557437821042008-01-14T06:34:00.000-08:002008-01-14T06:34:00.000-08:00My personal favorite is the term "lying in state."...My personal favorite is the term "lying in state." Presidents "lie in state," but Jimmy Joe Lipschitz just doesn't. Another favorite is "transitioned," as in "Miss Ida Pearl Hicks transitioned on Sat, Jan 12th." Pretty serious transisiton, I say.MereCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03443158111826174633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-50608792530369386232008-01-14T04:46:00.000-08:002008-01-14T04:46:00.000-08:00Well, if there IS television in heaven, I'm bettin...Well, if there IS television in heaven, I'm betting it's all been censored. No "Deadwood" for you!Dave2https://www.blogger.com/profile/15376066552003396828noreply@blogger.com