tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post7254786245244712841..comments2024-03-22T01:56:45.513-07:00Comments on HOLLYWOOD: Where HOT Comes To Die ®: It's Everybody Can Bite Me Friday!Suzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-27871971093231075812009-12-07T06:29:40.820-08:002009-12-07T06:29:40.820-08:00Love your sense of humor and the places you find h...Love your sense of humor and the places you find humor. <br /><br />I read Vodka Mom too, but you are much funnier! Don't tell her I said that, okay? <br /><br />Di<br />The Blue Ridge GalAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-66286999326959732672009-12-06T18:29:22.040-08:002009-12-06T18:29:22.040-08:00I want a mammogram for ChristmakkaH!
We constantly...I want a mammogram for ChristmakkaH!<br />We constantly tell people to cross their arms on their chests and "give themselves a hug" in the hospital. We do it when we boost poeple up in bed so they won't grab us or have their hands in our way. We do it when we move then while on a stretcher so we don't take out one of their arms on the way out of a room. Like what happened to the poor armless dude in your pic.<br />You're too funny.Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08903593840515283971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-62180035996874042912009-12-06T18:25:48.502-08:002009-12-06T18:25:48.502-08:00I once had a coworker who called a pashmina a paps...I once had a coworker who called a pashmina a papsmeera.Ann Imighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01383249597505013239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-81052967538439038552009-12-06T14:07:54.087-08:002009-12-06T14:07:54.087-08:00Seems like you are definitely feeling better!
T...Seems like you are definitely feeling better! <br /><br />The worst Christmas present I ever got was a closet "freshener" that was filled with pine needles. Doesn't sound bad, right? Well, after I left it in the back of my car for a couple days I started wondering why my car smelled like cat piss. Fresheners thrown straight into the dumpster. Fucking freshener, my eye. I'd rather getta schmear for Christmas!Amy Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15137265140715548518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-84765213754469569872009-12-05T22:04:05.262-08:002009-12-05T22:04:05.262-08:00What? Sorry, I was still thinking about the no und...What? Sorry, I was still thinking about the no underwear part.JoeinVegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05613274657685121948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-41688728348141012582009-12-05T17:06:52.964-08:002009-12-05T17:06:52.964-08:00Bananas - for Valentine's Day...<a href="http://suburbancorrespondent.blogspot.com/2009/02/orange-you-glad.html" rel="nofollow">Bananas</a> - for Valentine's Day...Suburban Correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11488916572135296650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-55317518499786577682009-12-05T06:57:00.280-08:002009-12-05T06:57:00.280-08:00and yes, I was LAUGHING my ass off throughout this...and yes, I was LAUGHING my ass off throughout this post. <br /><br />Bitchy and my ass both thank you.Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-33392420966180066772009-12-05T06:56:33.870-08:002009-12-05T06:56:33.870-08:00Tightwad got me a dirt devil one year. He was in ...Tightwad got me a dirt devil one year. He was in traction for six months. <br /><br />bastard.Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-85997352765799037432009-12-05T06:39:03.171-08:002009-12-05T06:39:03.171-08:00That commercial is just too weird! I believe that ...That commercial is just too weird! I believe that the reason people cross their arms when being pulled up into a helicopter is so that they don't get in the way of rescue, so now, why again, were you being pulled from that firetruck?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16813508472498593787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-25167723727908114852009-12-05T05:13:18.995-08:002009-12-05T05:13:18.995-08:00All I want for Christmas is a pap schmear?
I...All I want for Christmas is a pap schmear? <br /><br />I'm sure there's a song in that.blognuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01161713516407124717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-17808954958279242502009-12-05T03:46:48.918-08:002009-12-05T03:46:48.918-08:00you crack me up love the schsmear!
My MIL last ye...you crack me up love the schsmear! <br />My MIL last year gave me a huge fleece coat with a coyote in the back. Bitch!Formerly known as Frauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12798890008067408048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-4685397590374606132009-12-04T20:39:14.725-08:002009-12-04T20:39:14.725-08:00And I thought the electric can opener was a bad gi...And I thought the electric can opener was a bad gift.<br />I called him a Schmere.<br />Love to read your schtuff.Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09826731771375350000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-88122774799508271272009-12-04T18:32:37.051-08:002009-12-04T18:32:37.051-08:00The day I can't take care of my own cervical h...The day I can't take care of my own cervical health is the day I want to check out.Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-30871706257969111322009-12-04T16:58:35.224-08:002009-12-04T16:58:35.224-08:00Oh, and I once got athlete foot cream as a present...Oh, and I once got athlete foot cream as a present because I said my toe itched. The cream worked the relationship not so much.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-81896664754656457332009-12-04T16:56:05.174-08:002009-12-04T16:56:05.174-08:00The not being able to hang up loudly really pisses...The not being able to hang up loudly really pisses me off! The best I've come up with is getting close to my computer or radio so that the other person gets that annoying feedback.<br /><br />Have you noticed that in movies they still simulate the click of a phone hanging up?Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-72219874128867676132009-12-04T16:37:24.677-08:002009-12-04T16:37:24.677-08:00I HATE that commercial about scheduling a pap smea...I HATE that commercial about scheduling a pap smear for your girlfriend or wife. You're so right about the prostate exam. Is it love? I doubt it...he/she hasn't scheduled a colonoscopy for me yet...Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16258150805363212464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-35203547103652608132009-12-04T16:13:08.509-08:002009-12-04T16:13:08.509-08:00OY! And I thought MY blog post showed some bad tas...OY! And I thought MY blog post showed some bad taste gifts!! Wonder how he wrapped it?Brenda Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01842228644349167297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-64616302814838885772009-12-04T16:13:05.912-08:002009-12-04T16:13:05.912-08:00So Suzy was the fireman cute? He was wasn't h...So Suzy was the fireman cute? He was wasn't he and you weren't clawing him you were humping him weren't you? Come on fess up.;)Gladyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04871936987053625828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-8819609509178517752009-12-04T13:44:26.031-08:002009-12-04T13:44:26.031-08:00Killer post...I can't stop laughing.."it&...Killer post...I can't stop laughing.."it's justa schmear",Oh <br />man...<br /><br />And you can't make a proper angry exit through sliders with screen doors and child safety locks...<br /><br />"I'm outta here! Once I figure out how to get outta here, but when I do..I am so outta here..How do open this facocta thing!?!...<br /><br />Peace ~ ReneAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05088944123595868347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-43877719115267938132009-12-04T13:23:03.241-08:002009-12-04T13:23:03.241-08:00Suzy, once again you crack me up! I love your pos...Suzy, once again you crack me up! I love your posts and can't wait to read them. I just now read your profile...shame on me. I had no idea you were on Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. I wish I could remember those episodes. I hope you are feeling better honey and have a very relaxing weekend. Kori xoxoKorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09780768988071789669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-64932827405287560632009-12-04T11:15:27.163-08:002009-12-04T11:15:27.163-08:00S,
I had a bad gift just last Sunday. It was the ...S,<br />I had a bad gift just last Sunday. It was the Holiday Party for the boating safety group at the yacht club. I paid $30 for a horrible buffet. I paid $25 for my grab bag gift -- a beautiful nautical rug w/lighthouse and sailboat. What did I get? Some asshole thought they'd be funny and bought a 2 foot high brown metallic reindeer that looked like a cockroach. I put it immediately into the nearest wastebasket. Whoever said it's better to give than receive must have gotten a reindeer/cockroach as a gift.<br />Aloha,<br />MJ<br />P.S. Once again proving that all comedy should be left to professionals.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com