tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post6936205642514964393..comments2024-03-22T01:56:45.513-07:00Comments on HOLLYWOOD: Where HOT Comes To Die ®: It's Everyone Can Bite Me Friday!Suzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-24751116378863001432008-05-27T14:17:00.000-07:002008-05-27T14:17:00.000-07:00You've done so much Suzy. I don't think marriage ...You've done so much Suzy. I don't think marriage is a good trade off for being single. Sometimes single is better, and children bring alot of pain. When i hear someone has been married for fifty years well that is an accomplishment but was it happy? I look at my sisters and I am very jealous, but even still I am not sure they are happy. I think you have alot, although I am sorry about your family... Don't give up.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08957439866764235491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-70844673583959058792008-05-27T08:51:00.000-07:002008-05-27T08:51:00.000-07:00OK, I will admit that I'm late. Sorry about that ...OK, I will admit that I'm late. Sorry about that but I'm always late. The good thing about that is that I don't walk in on the hostess dancing naked in the kitchen, though. Hopefully you're doing a little better by the time you read this, but I think it's about time I called anyway - just to make sure.<BR/><BR/>Like many people, I can sympathize with the family dynamics. I know way too many folks who are really pissed that "dysfunctional" contains the word "fun". Both my parents are dead and although they all live in the same city that I do, I haven't seen any of my 3 siblings for over a year. There's no animosity, though - just indifference. Hey, we have lives.<BR/><BR/>And the deal about yellow going with any skin/hair/coloring? Not so much here. If I wear yellow, I look like a jaundice illustration in a medical textbook. However, I do look fabulous in gold lamé!Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17962802919604963474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-29206706287712033542008-05-26T17:34:00.000-07:002008-05-26T17:34:00.000-07:00its true Jenee does have a magnificent rack - just...its true Jenee does have a magnificent rack - just perfect for counterbalancing her funny-large arse.<BR/><BR/>Zing!<BR/><BR/>heh<BR/><BR/>Fatty xxxxPrinnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04263267135958855546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-4939888377403615742008-05-26T17:26:00.000-07:002008-05-26T17:26:00.000-07:00wow suze, i stopped reading because i was like wai...wow suze, i stopped reading because i was like wait that's way personal- does she really want em to read that? and of course i finished. glad MJ made you smile...it's funny how some of us who have the husband and the child, often wish we had really followed our dreams way back when- when i had the energy and desire- i'm just too fucking tired now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-20808769391057843592008-05-26T03:53:00.000-07:002008-05-26T03:53:00.000-07:00Hey Primjob- I need that big arse to balance out m...Hey Primjob- I need that big arse to balance out my rack. <BR/><BR/>Now I'd appreciate it if someone could please tell me I'm funny so the tears will stop.Jenéehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07694455766447579854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-88842653817557013062008-05-25T21:36:00.000-07:002008-05-25T21:36:00.000-07:00Suzy, it appears we have more in common than just ...Suzy, it appears we have more in common than just standup comedy.<BR/><BR/>1. I haven't spoken to my sister since my mother died 22 years ago.<BR/><BR/>2. I didn't find out about my dad's second wife until after she was already dead.<BR/><BR/>3. I love having lunch at CPK.<BR/><BR/>Hang in there! In six weeks you can start shopping for shoes again.Traci Skenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10722642043160289729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-42397963497922382252008-05-25T20:31:00.000-07:002008-05-25T20:31:00.000-07:00Bloss, the good news is your arse is smaller than ...Bloss, the good news is your arse is smaller than Jenee's. That's gotta be worth a 'woooyay!"<BR/><BR/>Love ya, love your red chair more.<BR/><BR/>Fahey xxxx<BR/><BR/>www.bossofeverything.com/blogPrinnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04263267135958855546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-1885670848881028192008-05-25T10:19:00.000-07:002008-05-25T10:19:00.000-07:00Oh Suzy! What a drag! This is such a long road t...Oh Suzy! What a drag! This is such a long road to recovery, of course you are depressed. You are completely normal for being depressed. And when you can't get out and cheer yourself up or distract yourself, you just keep getting more and more depressed. I get it.<BR/><BR/>I like the prank call idea for a quick pick me up. I used to like cream cheese icing and graham crackers as a down and dirty happy sin.<BR/><BR/>Hang in there sugah.... we love you!MereCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03443158111826174633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-8761369214830495432008-05-25T09:43:00.000-07:002008-05-25T09:43:00.000-07:00Hang in there, Suz . . .you will be dancing the ma...Hang in there, Suz . . .you will be dancing the macarena in a few weeks! A couple 'feel-good' movies: "Seducing Dr. Lewis" (French) & "Bread & Tulips" (Italian). Movies are my escape and therapy . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-28205005012068701712008-05-25T08:29:00.000-07:002008-05-25T08:29:00.000-07:00It is nice to have a warm child to snuggle with un...It is nice to have a warm child to snuggle with under the covers, but they do grow up and start telling you to get away pretty quickly.<BR/>I have a hus and kids but only one friend around here and I only see her every couple of months. It sounds like you have a lot of loving friends who really care for you.<BR/>I wish I come over and bitch about my mother with you and Stef too! Since I can't, ask Stef what my mother is like, and I'll feel included.Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08903593840515283971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-29469929936679806092008-05-24T22:22:00.000-07:002008-05-24T22:22:00.000-07:00Jenn, Diesel thanks.Heather, is your recovery 3 mo...Jenn, Diesel thanks.<BR/><BR/>Heather, is your recovery 3 months as well? I think you said it was the last time you had surgery. <BR/><BR/>Jenee, no comic ever hears another word in any sentence after they hear 'you're funny' even if "but you're going to die in 2 weeks" comes after that.<BR/><BR/>Abeyta, anything is possible in life, especially with Vikes.<BR/><BR/>suburban, any woman over 40 is middle-aged. How depressing is that? But you're right, it can always be worse.<BR/><BR/>stef, Cobb salads and discussions about our mothers. Doesn't get any better than that.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-19690370736262801222008-05-24T20:18:00.000-07:002008-05-24T20:18:00.000-07:00Suz, now I see what's going on. You're a pity whor...Suz, now I see what's going on. You're a pity whore! I love it! I, as a competitive female comic, will make sure to shorty write an homage to my assholeo family and all the ways I still feel the sting although I'm not in touch with them either. keep yo head up. I'll be there next week with Coral Tree.BabyonBoredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05988664515214410933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-21553757837337321292008-05-24T19:17:00.000-07:002008-05-24T19:17:00.000-07:00You poor thing. I'm sorry you're feeling blue.You poor thing. I'm sorry you're feeling blue.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-67458994435149740222008-05-24T14:49:00.000-07:002008-05-24T14:49:00.000-07:00Well! Thanks for making my family of origin look ...Well! Thanks for making my family of origin look less dysfunctional. And that's saying a lot...<BR/><BR/>The grass is always greener. You could be a middle-aged woman with 2 teenagers (one on drugs, the other just not talking to you) whose husband has just run off with a 20-something girl. And then you'd be sitting there saying to yourself, I would have been better off alone with a successful comedy career. Right?Suburban Correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11488916572135296650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-50142035323446589632008-05-24T10:57:00.000-07:002008-05-24T10:57:00.000-07:00Until I read this I would have thought it was impo...Until I read this I would have thought it was impossible to be depressed with a prescription for vicodin and take out from CPK.<BR/><BR/>--AbeytaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-9116145597988791492008-05-24T05:42:00.000-07:002008-05-24T05:42:00.000-07:00And another thing... I'm pleased to see my deflect...And another thing... I'm pleased to see my deflection attempt worked. You can throw the word "funny" in the harshest of criticisms and that's the only word a comic will acknowledge.Jenéehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07694455766447579854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-75698756837823144502008-05-24T05:37:00.000-07:002008-05-24T05:37:00.000-07:00Damn you sound depressed. I'd offer to pay you a v...Damn you sound depressed. I'd offer to pay you a visit but I'm afraid my visit is what caused the depression in the first place. Buck up little camper.Jenéehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07694455766447579854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-86797190863773707702008-05-23T21:40:00.000-07:002008-05-23T21:40:00.000-07:00Hey, but you know what? You're a pretty cool pers...Hey, but you know what? You're a pretty cool person. You've given me a lot of encouragement, and I appreciate it. So you've got that going for you.<BR/><BR/>Also, CPK rocks.robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-64232319702658433462008-05-23T20:48:00.000-07:002008-05-23T20:48:00.000-07:00Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. Reading yo...Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. Reading your post almost made me relive the three months of hell I endured after my last knee surgery.<BR/><BR/>It does get better, right around the time you can go and get pie on your own without any assistance.<BR/><BR/>My surgery is Tuesday. We can blog to each other about how miserable we are WHILE under the influence of prescription narcotics.GB, RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735213378851473207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-27777353949956174952008-05-23T20:03:00.000-07:002008-05-23T20:03:00.000-07:00I've never had surgery, but the halfway-through bl...I've never had surgery, but the halfway-through blues sounds right.<BR/><BR/>I have, however, had a crazy family. A crazy family can make you feel pretty crazy yourself sometimes. Hang in there.Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-77779155861238943472008-05-23T19:46:00.000-07:002008-05-23T19:46:00.000-07:00MJ, I didn't much have the energy to reply to comm...MJ, I didn't much have the energy to reply to comments until I read yours and remember we have the same mother. It did make me laugh, which is wrong but much needed today.<BR/><BR/>And I've accepted the kind bootie offer from Snooty and D2, guess what? Did you know that yellow is the only color that goes with all hair and skin color?<BR/><BR/>And I've dealt with Kimber's bullying offline and as to Chandler's passive-aggressiveness, well, I'll let the profesionals take care of him.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-79122322333776904632008-05-23T19:42:00.000-07:002008-05-23T19:42:00.000-07:00Suzy,I will be there next Wednesday, American Airl...Suzy,<BR/>I will be there next Wednesday, American Airlines willing. But this Bite Me Friday blog of yours was so incredibly wonderful. You have a genuine gift. Did I tell you I was staying with my mother? Did I tell you that I was so thrilled because my cousin, Laurie is driving from upstate New York to visit us in the Boston area. My mother said, "Well I hope she's not driving all that way just to see you."<BR/><BR/>Hold on until Wednesday. I'll be there with both fruit and meat pies, I'll get the mail, etc.<BR/>Aloha,<BR/>Martha JaneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-63419622873319410942008-05-23T18:38:00.000-07:002008-05-23T18:38:00.000-07:00Okay, I just read the rest of the post and I think...Okay, I just read the rest of the post and I think you've just got the halfway-there-blues. It's a nasty virus and goes straight to your depression genes, doesn't stop & goes even further to your Maybe-I'm-Crazy genes. The only cure for this nasty bitch of a virus is to have a pal over and do things like call people and ask if their refrigerator is running and similar things. The last time I was down and out a friend came over... we did this and worse... and giggled until we had tears coming out of our eyes and snot coming out of our noses. I know it sounds insane, but it worked. It was something I hadn't done since I was 12.<BR/><BR/>You just need a lot of laugh fests. Or maybe not.Snooty Primadonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10023417839687501752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-74955610844358361102008-05-23T18:26:00.000-07:002008-05-23T18:26:00.000-07:00Hey wait! Don't pay them for that boot thingy!!! I...Hey wait! Don't pay them for that boot thingy!!! I have one I will send to you for free. Those things cost a fucking fortune (because we have to pay for all the derelicts that refuse to work). I would love to get it the hell out of here. Please say yes. I could clear out a corner of one of my many over-stuffed closets. I still have it from my Bunionectomy, which sounds like something much worse than it was.<BR/><BR/>Let me know and it is your's.Snooty Primadonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10023417839687501752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-32001798003043509102008-05-23T17:29:00.000-07:002008-05-23T17:29:00.000-07:00If it makes you feel any better, I think yellow is...If it makes you feel any better, I think yellow is a good color on you!Dave2https://www.blogger.com/profile/15376066552003396828noreply@blogger.com