tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post5544696898073120664..comments2024-03-22T01:56:45.513-07:00Comments on HOLLYWOOD: Where HOT Comes To Die ®: The Fifth Pet Of ChristmasSuzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-69411066600864366592007-12-19T12:27:00.000-08:002007-12-19T12:27:00.000-08:00sure is big...*wistful-likesure is big...<BR/>*wistful-likeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-48033259234192664612007-12-18T21:43:00.000-08:002007-12-18T21:43:00.000-08:00friggen hilarious!!!!!prinny xxxxfriggen hilarious!!!!!<BR/><BR/>prinny xxxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-9079517423828953452007-12-15T09:59:00.000-08:002007-12-15T09:59:00.000-08:00Have to be honest. This whole pet photo thing is f...Have to be honest. This whole pet photo thing is freaking me out.Al Romashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09714284803581241483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-60850975424175592692007-12-14T21:10:00.000-08:002007-12-14T21:10:00.000-08:00Justin, this competition almost killed me.Surcie, ...Justin, this competition almost killed me.<BR/><BR/>Surcie, how did a tree frog get into your toilet?Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-50490908140309946432007-12-14T17:47:00.000-08:002007-12-14T17:47:00.000-08:00I feel flushed. (Flushed! Get it? That was uninten...I feel flushed. (Flushed! Get it? That was unintentional.)<BR/><BR/>That reminds me--there was a live tree frog in my toilet yesterday. But no battery-operated gizmo.<BR/><BR/>(I laughed at "up to speed.")<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>www.surcie.typepad.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-53801517409997103682007-12-14T17:42:00.000-08:002007-12-14T17:42:00.000-08:00As much as I don't know if I can bear not hearing ...As much as I don't know if I can bear not hearing some of your stories for 12 days in a row. You definitely should have more of these competitions. At least I get to read some of Bruce's and Erin's jacked up comments.<BR/><BR/>I propose the next competition be the 12 toys of Valentine's day.Justinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10116722710629555416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-91968311338397099952007-12-14T17:38:00.000-08:002007-12-14T17:38:00.000-08:00I just want to say that I have the most creative a...I just want to say that I have the most creative and whacked out readers and I LOVE YOU ALL. <BR/><BR/>But not in a gay way. Well, maybe a few of you.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-86436781780055526382007-12-14T15:25:00.000-08:002007-12-14T15:25:00.000-08:00That shit is pretty funny, creepy, but funny!That shit is pretty funny, creepy, but funny!Boxersgalorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08384675944611061371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-26158469568628275842007-12-14T15:13:00.000-08:002007-12-14T15:13:00.000-08:00Suzy,"Sex and the City" is now showing on TBS, so ...Suzy,<BR/>"Sex and the City" is now showing on TBS, so you don't need HBO to see it. (It's not just that I am too cheap for HBO, but then you have to have the box, which is not available in color-coordinated shades. I think straight men choose the TV colors -- did you want it in metallic gray or black?)<BR/>Aloha,<BR/>Martha JaneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-76230777920949066432007-12-14T15:11:00.000-08:002007-12-14T15:11:00.000-08:00Well as I was telling Bruce before I was forced to...Well as I was telling Bruce before I was forced to go to work, I believe that octopuses only have one hole for their entire body. Thus, this toy also triples as a lolly pop and an enema. Nummy.<BR/><BR/>I also believe that the male's "arm" falls off during "the act" and lets the male leave. (Topicality male, leaving before the job is done.) But then the male dies within 3 months. (As it should be.) <BR/><BR/>And no Beth Beth, draw your own FBD.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03058188034263455640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-66089530296812327902007-12-14T14:39:00.000-08:002007-12-14T14:39:00.000-08:00Wow, and I thought the elf f***ing the ferret was ...Wow, and I thought the elf f***ing the ferret was nasty.robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-28597651315560860092007-12-14T13:17:00.000-08:002007-12-14T13:17:00.000-08:00I think I'm in love.....I think I'm in love.....Denise Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09441802688142755084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-33155316209693002992007-12-14T12:50:00.000-08:002007-12-14T12:50:00.000-08:00I see all the women here are up to speed. I didn't...I see all the women here are up to speed. I didn't watch Sex and the City cuz I didn't have HBO so I had no idea what the purple thing was either. McLoserstene explained it to me. The one I do have is...shall we say, not as festive? Not to mention utilitarian.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-45538108504035823872007-12-14T12:00:00.000-08:002007-12-14T12:00:00.000-08:00I figured they were crabby, having a crappy day an...I figured they were crabby, having a crappy day and wanted a little pick-me-up around the holidaysUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16397906293781613297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-43648706492608673282007-12-14T11:38:00.000-08:002007-12-14T11:38:00.000-08:00I find myself wondering whether it is supposed to ...I find myself wondering whether it is supposed to be emerging from the commode, or, its mission accomplished, returning there. Either way its unsettling.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-33424493814586897942007-12-14T11:07:00.000-08:002007-12-14T11:07:00.000-08:00What scares me is not that someone thought of this...What scares me is not that someone thought of this, but that these are items that the individual had around the house to use in the picture.Eileenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07967828178034612278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-17627599957754962042007-12-14T09:23:00.000-08:002007-12-14T09:23:00.000-08:00A pretty good pet to have around, I say!A pretty good pet to have around, I say!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-63873016021692862872007-12-14T07:14:00.000-08:002007-12-14T07:14:00.000-08:00That actually made me blush.That actually made me blush.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13248500195618059674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-49553690914224151702007-12-14T07:04:00.000-08:002007-12-14T07:04:00.000-08:00So octopi (stupid spell-checker doesn't know that ...So octopi (stupid spell-checker doesn't know that word!) really are very intelligent; smart enough to celebrate Christmas AND bring their own "toys", anyway.<BR/><BR/>OK, I will admit that I know exactly what the purple "toy" is and how to use it. I won't admit how I happen to know those things, though (because mine isn't purple). And although it can be used to make someone jolly, I didn't think that purple was a Christmas color.Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17962802919604963474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-2384018180856093792007-12-14T06:53:00.000-08:002007-12-14T06:53:00.000-08:00Bruce, you got an FBD to explain that? That's eit...Bruce, you got an FBD to explain that? That's either really cool or really nerdy (I'll let you decide which). Jane, it's really just one hole, um, I'd explain it better, but a blog isn't really the place to do that. Maybe Bruce could share his FBD with you...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16397906293781613297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-65203256157551509992007-12-14T06:49:00.000-08:002007-12-14T06:49:00.000-08:00HILARIOUS! And only slightly creepy ;)HILARIOUS! And only slightly creepy ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-20173312381779743882007-12-14T06:42:00.000-08:002007-12-14T06:42:00.000-08:00Awww...I see it now. My friend Erin looked at the...Awww...I see it now. My friend Erin looked at the picture, laughed, drew me a free-body-diagram to explain, patted me on the head, and went to work. :)<BR/><BR/>~BruceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-45743174620914505112007-12-14T05:44:00.000-08:002007-12-14T05:44:00.000-08:00i didn't know octopuses had two holes...or a spide...i didn't know octopuses had two holes...or a spider whatever the hell that isLosing my Mindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05063796581779729059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-49687302814054008902007-12-14T05:39:00.000-08:002007-12-14T05:39:00.000-08:00T(my four year old son) said "THAT'S SCARY!". He d...T(my four year old son) said "THAT'S SCARY!". He doesn't know what the purple thing is either, and I am not going to tell him.<BR/>Thanks for the early morning potty humor.Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08903593840515283971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34364708.post-50754476830637629662007-12-14T05:29:00.000-08:002007-12-14T05:29:00.000-08:00Bruce, if you aren't sure what the purple thing is...Bruce, if you aren't sure what the purple thing is, show the picture to a female friend. She'll smile too. And then she'll explain it to you.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.com