Friday, December 21, 2007

Who Should Win The Contest?

I've decided to announce the winners of the 12 Pets of Christmas contest after the first of the year.

I'm interested in hearing what pet you think should win because I can't make up my mind. I'll still have the final vote, but you guys came up with such funny comments, not to mention outrageous pictures, that I thought I'd open up the floor. Or window, as the case may be.

First Place
Second Place
Honorable Mention

Go crazy. Although some of you already have.

All other winners are over at humor-blogs.com

20 comments:

Bee said...

1st:
I vote for the 11th pet, you know, the butt licker...
2nd:
I vote for the 8th pet, assaulted by the butt licker is now resorting to suicide.
Honorable mention:
7th pets, I have 2 small dogs that would eat me alive if I tried to dress them up like that!

Erin said...

Hmm that is a tough one. I think I like 6, 7, and 11 best. But I can't decide the order.

Preston said...

6, 8, 11. :)

John said...

6, 9, & 4 would be my vote! Great blog!

Anonymous said...

I like 3, 10, 12. Ok, I just like the pussies...MEOW!!!

~Bruce

Jenée said...

First let me say that if people went to all that trouble specifically for your contest, that's pretty damn cool. It's quite evident that you have a lot of very twisted readers. Also very cool.

I haven't commented so far (nor have I read how others voted) so I'm going to hog up a lot of room before casting my votes.

- Jap kitty is simply gorgeous but she obviously knows it and she's probably a total cunt. And it just doesn't seem right for a Jew to win a Christmas contest. Being partial to black cats, I want to snuggle the third pet of Christmas.

- The ninth pet looks like he actually consumed that whole bottle of wine and I can't condone that. It's a waste of good liquor.

- I'm pretty sure the fifth pet starred in the porn version of "Octopussy" and should be ineligible.

- There's something about the eighth pet being surrounded by little friends that makes it extra funny. That gets my vote for honorable mention.

- I give major props to whoever got those three thugs in the seventh pet photo dressed and posed like that. I suspect they ate him afterward and therefore deserves a posthumous second place prize.

- My choice for first place goes to the sixth pet. I don't know what kind of creature that is holding the dryer but its expression is hilarious. I suggest you send DJ the prize but DO NOT include your return address.

MereCat said...

I like 11, 10, 7... But they were all terrific! Thanks to everyone for making this such a fun game!

MadMad said...

They were all hysterical, but I'd say 11, 7, 5 and 1. In descending order.

Al Romas said...

I'm going with #9. There's just something about him that reminds me of someone I love.

The dog sniffing the reindeers ass gets honorable mention. I forgot what # that one is. I guess I could go back and look.

Surcie said...

I'm going to stick with ones who actually breathe.
9, 7, 3



www.surcie.typepad.com

Deb said...

7 has to win the last babka.
6 is hilarious.
I am horrified by the idea of a vibrator on a toilet, but I still give it a nod for surreal humor.

The whole thing is a winner. Well done!

Suzy said...

bee, that is SO why the bear tried to kill himself. Herself?

erin, preston, bruce, and john, thanks for your votes...

and to my arch enemy jenee, who is getting a degree in breaking down pet contests, well..I got nothin'.

merecat, I thought everyone did a great job too. VERY very creative.

madmad, there are only 3 slots. Who got to you and twisted your typing fingers?

al and surcie, thanks for voting.

deb, look what you did with the babka callback. I think the whole thing is a winner too because of the readers who did all this.

Anonymous said...

11, 7 & 1

--Abeyta

Traci Skene said...

7, 11, 9...now I must stop typing before I change my mind.

Jami said...

11, 9, 5 should be 1, 2, 3.

boxersgalore said...

They're all good but since they can't all win, I say 7, 9, & 1. Good luck to all!!

Beckie said...

My first place vote is for #11

Second Place #10

Therefore all the rest should get honorable mention - after all they went to all the trouble to enter the contest. Thanks to you and them all for the laughs!!

Anonymous said...

They're all winners, just being at your blog-site.
Mele Kalikimaka,
Aloha,
Martha Jane

Plain Jane said...

7 hands down...just please don't pick a pussy. heh

boss of everything said...

1 of course, he (was) such a perfect sleek baby!

heh

Actually, that fecking octopus (whatevernumberthatis) is balls out hilarious.

Prinn xxxx