I'm posting this picture in protest of all the mommy bloggers who choke up the blogosphere. I've fortunately found 8 of them who are really funny and don't talk about their kids as if they were the baby Jesus. Needless to say, those 8 (all on my sidebar) are also all on the verge of a nervous breakdown or medicated in some fashion. And who doesn't love that in a mom?
Miss Itchy is all that and more but I guess that's pretty obvious, isn't it?
End of chat.
The funniest bloggers are at humor-blogs.com
Miss Itchy is all that and more but I guess that's pretty obvious, isn't it?
End of chat.
The funniest bloggers are at humor-blogs.com
14 comments:
I've fortunately found 8 of them who
That many, huh?
also all on the verge of a nervous breakdown or medicated in some fashion. And who doesn't love that in a mom?
Funny, suz ( :
Disgusting!
Everybody knows that you remove the head before making ground baby! Though I always preferred baby fillet on an open-flame grill.
Alas, I'm vegetarian now, and haven't had baby in decades.
I thought that one on the right was rosie...wait !
I am shocked and horrified!
(Do you think they have a recipe for an entree made with 9 year old girl?)
But,seriously, shocked and horrified!
Mickey, I know what you mean when you say That Many?
D2, thanks for the grilling tips, I'd forgotten how.
gm, you, shocked? Doubtful.
Pshaw. Everyone knows infant hors d'oeuvres don't taste very good.
My preschooler is not Jesus. In fact, there are moments when I think he might be Satan.
Surcie, he is the funniest Satan ever.
aw Suz, thanks for including me in your 8 (I think I'm pretty sure of it) how in the hell did you know I had dreams of doing that to my own kid a long long time ago (I Mean really, when you're breastfeeding your size A cup into a screaming kid who only lets you sleep 2 hours a day?) I'm fine now by the way- getting enough rest now...and getting laid too which helps matters just a teeny bit :P
Miss Itchy reminds me of John Waters a little. With a dash of Julia Child.
They resemble Julia Child in various stages of her life.
Jess, yes, I think John Waters would love them.
Anne, heh heh heh
I love me some Miss Itchy!
This is a great subject as I am passionately against this whole, cool, hot, milf, rocker, alternative Mom thing.
Your somebody's Mother now act fucking accordingly. Nobody cares that you once blew a guy backstage at a Guns & Roses concert.
--Abeyta
""Your somebody's Mother now act fucking accordingly. Nobody cares that you once blew a guy backstage at a Guns & Roses concert.""
Abeyta, is that any way to talk to your mother?
My Mom wouldn't even know that Gun & Roses was a band. She was too busy taking care of me, my brother & sister. She wasn't jamming pills & wine for lunch and worrying about the fact that she might not be sexually desirable anymore. She cared about us, not whether or not she was still considered cool or hot.
Dearest "cool mom's" out there,
Your days of being the hot chick at a concert are behind you! Embrace the new chapter of your life with some dignity and class. From what I can gather from the sidelines it's the most rewarding and important chapters of the book that is your life. Act accordingly.
--Abeyta
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